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It is rumored that a duet between Chris Brown and one-time girlfriend, Rihanna, at the 2012 Grammy Awards is a distinct possibility.  When reached for comment, Rihanna described the idea as, “frightening.”

Jersey Shore cast member, Snooki, revealed in an interview yesterday that she is bi-sexual, making the most common killer of men AND women in the United States, morning-after Snooki-hook-up suicide...